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Post by antima on Jul 6, 2007 22:33:18 GMT -5
So,do you enjoy the live-action Tranformers?If you do,here's more to come!
Possible: Battle Angel Alita(direct by,James Cameron) Dragonball(Fox will the the studio to make it) Afro-samurai Street Fighter(the NEW one) Devil May Cry Monster
Maybe: Neon Genesis Evangelion(ADV already green light it) Blood the Last Vampire 20th Century Boys I Love My Sister(yes,eww.....) Cobra Tekken(yes,another one) Pacman(oy.....) A Kite
Doubtful: Ninja Scroll Soul Caliber Lupin the Third Akira
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Post by mickefinn on Jul 6, 2007 22:47:01 GMT -5
Battle Angel Alita <== They wimped out and did that Jessica Alba TV show. I doubt they'll go any further
Dragonball <== The Mexicans have beaten you to it of DB Z. I seen the Wire Fu, they're Picolo was great and their Vegita scared the living crap outta me.It'll rule.
Afro-samurai <== A bwahaha! that would violate laws of physics by SUCKING and BLOWING at the same time!
Street Fighter <== I've heard of the Chun-Li one, but if they let Jean Claude back on... Worlds shall pay!
Devil May Cry<== That might actually work, though if you've seen what TV does to them... Oh it will sting.
Monster<== 76 episodes, 20 books, all juiced into a 115min movie? Yeah, Tha'll do well.
Maybe: Neon Genesis Evangelion <==Seen the promo bits, well, it can't be much worse than the last few eps...
Blood the Last Vampire <== doitng the short bit? Tha'd work great. the 50 ep show? Tha'd Suck Ass.
20th Century Boys <== Finding convincing looking idiots would be quite a problem. Plus the angles folks! The angles would be killers! I Love My Sister(yes,eww.....) <== Europe? fine. Here? It'd star Jim Carrey.
Cobra<== Stallone Already DID a cobra back in the 80's. A Space Cobra starring Stallone would rock in it's awfulness. Rock Hard!
Tekken<== To what end? I never seen a single plot anywhere in 6 o those games.
Pacman(oy.....)<== it'd star Vin Disel as Pak Mann, a cop who's seen hell. He will be investigating a gang called the"Ghosts", who would this biker gang that killed his wife Mrs.Pak Mann. I think a "Wakka Wakka" quote would be had by Vin. And the Major drug the gang had would be "Power Pellets" which Vin Would eat then like kill 8 guys with. A little Rammstein doing a heavy Metal remix of the pac Man midi, Some topless chicks doing backflips, Some Vin Diesel dual wielding handguns with "insert" and "coin" on them.
I could go on. I suspect it'd cost at least $100 Million, and suck ass.
Kite <==the freaky as sex n guns one? It'd suck, as hollywood been diong that [Excrement Noun] for 50 years. What can they add to what we already do?
Doubtful: Ninja Scroll <== Steven Segall, That's all I have to say. Soul Caliber<== The Rock as Astaroth, Steven Segall, and Chuck Norris as Cervantes. Who''d better Damn win. and an Arnold Cameo. Buffy girl does Sophetia, Alba as Taki, and some old Porn star for Ivy. Lupin the Third <== Russel Crowe as The Gun Guy, Jim Carrey as Lupin, and some Top heavy 'actress' as the Fujiko. Akira <== They'd f*ck this one up real good like. Put 45+year old aktors as the teenagers, and make it a story about the evils of government. There'd be no drugs and 'Akira' would be some retarded government program to enslave humanity. And they'd use cars asthey saw how 'cool' Tokyo drift was.
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